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old golf balls
Ralph goes for
a quick round of golf, and at the first tee, Bill is about to tee off in front
of him. Bill takes a brand new ball out of his bag, unwraps it and places it
on the tee and slices into the trees.
"Damn!" He reaches
into his bag and takes out another brand new ball, unwraps it, and tees it up.
Thwack! He then hooks it miles into the bushes.
"Damn!" He stomps
back to his bag for another ball, when Ralph approaches him. "Err, excuse me,
but I notice you're losing a lot of brand new balls. Why don't you use an old
one?" Bill looks at Ralph.
"Cos I've never
bloody had one!"