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Kiwi visiting Ireland

Then there was the New Zealander holidaying in Ireland and trying out Limerick's public course, famed for its difficulty. Driving from thick woods on the twelfth, he aimed for the fairway but as he could not see it yelled "Fore!" and swiped. His ball struck a local player.

"Arrah, ye great mullock," cried the Irishman, as the Kiwi emerged in pursuit of his ball.

"But I called, `Fore' and that's the signal to get out of the way."

"Well, when of call, 'Foive,' that's the signal to punch your jaw! Foive!"


 






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