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on a desert island
There was a man
who had been stranded on a desert island for the last twenty years, when all
of a sudden a beautiful girl steps from the sea, wearing a wet suit.
She says: "Would
you like a cigarette?"
He replies "Sure."
She peels open her wet suit, takes one from inside, lights it, and smokes he
She goes on "Would
you like a martini?"
"Sure." She peels
open her wet suit a bit further. He gets the very special 007 shaken, not stirred,
martini from her wet suit.
Then she says,
with a gleam in her eye, "Would you like to play around?"
He: "I don't
believe that you've got a set of golf clubs in there !"