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Stuck on a desert island

There was a man who had been stranded on a desert island for the last twenty years, when all of a sudden a beautiful girl steps from the sea, wearing a wet suit.

She says: "Would you like a cigarette?"

He replies "Sure." She peels open her wet suit, takes one from inside, lights it, and smokes he smokes it.

She goes on "Would you like a martini?"

"Sure." She peels open her wet suit a bit further. He gets the very special 007 shaken, not stirred, martini from her wet suit.

Then she says, with a gleam in her eye, "Would you like to play around?"

He: "I don't believe that you've got a set of golf clubs in there !"


 






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