golf jokes
Home | Links | Send us a Joke | | Contact
Go to the golfjokes.co.uk home page





   
 





Joke Categories


Caddies
Cartoons
Dictionary
Excuses
Famous Golfers
Golf Quotes
Golfing Laws
Golfing Lists
Golfing Truths
Her Indoors
Life & Death
Miscellaneous
One Liners
Religion & Golf
Rule Exceptions
The Golf Pro
Woman Golfers
X Rated Golf
You Scored ?!!?

 

 




X Rated Golf Jokes


Last Joke | Next Joke

Naked distractions

Two men were out playing a game of golf. One of them was teeing off at the third hole, when a gorgeous naked lady ran past. Naturally, this distracted him somewhat, but the true wannabe pro that he was, he bent back to the much more important task at hand. As he was about to hit the shot again, two men in white coats ran past. This was of course less of a distraction, so it was only a few seconds before he was ready again. He was again distracted by a third man, running by in a white coat, but this man was carrying two buckets of sand.

Eventually, he was ready again, and took his shot. As he was walking down the fairway, he asked his companion what he thought had been going on. His companion knew and told him:

"Well that lady, once a week, manages to escape from the loony bin beside the course, tears off her clothes and runs across the fairways. The three guys you saw were the nurses. They have a race to see which can catch her first, and the winner gets to carry her back."

"What about the bucket of sand?"

"Well, that guy won last week, the buckets of sand are his handicap."


 






Return to the top of the page Go to the home page of golfjokes.co.uk


Last Joke Next Joke


 

© 2000-13 golfjokes.co.uk Copyright Notice - Privacy - Part of the HumourHub network | Send this page to a friend