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£50 for a ticket ?

Tickets for the British Open are hard to get and the touts have a field day. One keen spectator was offered a ticket for 50. "That's absurd," the enthusiast declared. "Why, I could get a woman for that!"

"True sir, but with this ticket you get eighteen holes!"


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