It was a Sunday morning and four good buddies were at the first tee. Number
one said, "This golf game is costing me dinner for my wife tonight."
Number two said, "That's nothing, I had to agree to my wife's parents
spending the weekend with us."
"Ha!" said number three, "I had to give my old lady the credit card to go
Number four said "Boy are you guys ever screwed up. I woke up this morning
and the wife asked what I was planning. I replied 'Golf course or
intercourse?' She said, 'Take a sweater' and went back to sleep."