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A businessman traveled to Japan to meet and play golf with a few
Japanese business associates. Having nothing to do the night before his
game, he decided to solicit the services of a prostitute.
Later, when they were in the throes of passion, she suddenly screamed
out "Kawasaki!" Not knowing the translation, he figured it meant he was
performing exceptionally well, and so he kept going.
Again she screamed, "Kawasaki! Kawasaki!" And again, he smiled proudly
at this congratulation and continued.
Finally, she shrieked "KAWASAKI!" a third time, jumped out of bed and
ran from the room. "Must have been too good for her!" he thought to
himself, and went to sleep contented with himself.
The next day, while in the middle of his round of golf, one of his
Japanese associates hit a perfect 6-iron off the tee right into the cup
for a hole-in-one! Remembering his new word and wanting to impress his
associates with his linguistic proficiency, the man yelled out
Perplexed, the Japanese golfer turned to him and asked, "What do you
mean, wrong hole?"