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A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play
for more than three months and she is really bad. She decides to consult
a golf pro.
When she sees the golf pro, she explains how bad she is and he tells her
to go ahead and hit the ball. She does. The ball goes about 50 yards
into the brush slicing to the right. The golf pro says to the woman, "I
can see that you have a lot of problems. Your stance is bad, your head
is all over the place, and the worst thing is that grip."
When she asks what can be done to fix the situation, he suggests, "Grab
the club gently, as if you were grabbing your husbands penis. When the
feeling is right, go ahead and swing." She does just that and the ball
goes off the tee perfectly straight for about 275 yards.
The golf pro says to the woman, "That is unbelievable, I didn't think
you would do that well. But now on to the next problem. How do we get
that golf club out of your mouth?"