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I might be late
Frank joined a threesome; and as he'd had a very successful day he was invited back the next day for a game at 8 a.m.
"Look fellers, I'd sure like to play," said Frank, "but I could be two minutes late!"
Next morning he showed up right on time, played another lovely round but this time he played every stroke left-handed.
Again, he was invited to join the threesome at 8 a.m. the following day.
"Sure, I'll be here," said Frank, "but remember I could be late, but it will only be a couple of minutes!"
"We'll wait," one of the golfers assured him. "But by the way, could you explain something that's been mystifying us all. Yesterday you played right-handed and today you played left-handed. Obviously you're proficient at both so how do you decided which way to play.'
"Ah well," Frank answered, "when I wake up in the morning, if my wife's lying on her right side, I play right-handed and if she's lying on her left side, I play left-handed. Simple as that."
"But what if she's lying on her back?"
"That's when I'm two minutes late!"