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A man and lady golfer were betting and by the
end of the first nine, it was obvious that the lady was no match for the man.
Going into the second nine, the lady doubled the bet which the man agreed .
At the end of eighteen holes the lady had lost both rounds. By then, it
was getting dark and the lady suggested that they play a few more holes to judge
her game. Obligingly, the man agreed. After teeing off, it was obvious that
play would have to be halted due to the darkness. The man suggested that they
walk back to the clubhouse for a drink and also to settle the bet which he had
Being a lousy loser, the lady decided to have
one last bet. Looking around, she noticed that there was nobody on the course.
"Look" said the lady to the man. "We will have the last bet of
the day with an additional of 100 dollars bonus if either of us should win."
Being the winner, he did not want to be called a coward and so he agreed. "Let's
see who will pee the furthest." Both agreed.
The lady took out her pants and undo her knicker.
Squatted down and she began. The man took the measurement and it measured a
putter's length. After the lady finished dressing, the man began to unzip and
with his right hand took out his prick to start.
At this juncture, the lady said, "No free