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by a slice
A golfer is having
a bad time of it, his game is getting worse and worse. Soon he's so bad that
he's embarrassed to be seen playing. He decides that he'll practice early in
the morning so that nobody sees him and hopes to get better again fairly soon.
On the first
morning, he's quite nervous but he tees up the ball on the first tee and gives
it a smack. The ball slices viciously and flies over the golf club fence. The
golfer hears one bounce and nothing. He's so depressed he packs his stuff up
and goes home.
The next day
he decides to persevere and tee's up early again. Again he slices the ball over
the fence but this time the ball narrowly misses a man walking his dog. The
golfer rushes over to the man apologizing as he goes.
"You were here
and did the same thing yesterday weren't you?" the man asks the golfer.
"Yeah, I seem
to have a problem with golf right now." the golfer answers.
"Did you see
where yesterdays ball ended up?" the dog owner asks.
"No," says the
"Oh it bounced
off a lamp-post onto the main road. It caused a car to skid into a mother pushing
a pram. Both the mother and baby were killed instantly."
exclaims the golfer, "What do you think I should do?"
"You want to
drop your left shoulder."