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If you are playing well in a competition, your partner will tell you that if you keep it up you must win. This remark ensures that you finish with a string of double-bogeys.
If you find your ball in the woods, it is unplayable. If a professional finds his ball in woods, not only is it playable but he can hit it onto the green.
If you have a hole-in-one in a competition you are in the last group and the bar is packed when you come in.
If you have difficulty meeting new people, try picking up someone else's golf ball.
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