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Your controlled draw rapidly develops into a chronic hook: similarly, your controlled fade is, in reality, a vicious slice.
Your favourite golf sweater is the one that gets shrunk in the wash.
Your first hole-in-one is always achieved when playing alone.
Your greatest round takes place against an important business contact whom you can't afford to humiliate.
Your natural ability as a golfer is in inverse proportion to the amount of money you spend on new equipment.
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