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When you are looking for your ball, it is found (a) when you have trudged back and put another ball in play, (b) when the five minutes search time has elapsed, (c) when you tread on it and incur a penalty.
When you can tear yourself away from the office for a rare midweek round you find yourself in the midst of a visiting society.
When you drive your car to a pro-am, you are caught in an impenetrable traffic jam.
When you play a shot from a bunker and the ball hits the bank, there is a split second when you have no idea as to the ball's whereabouts before it plummets down on your foot.
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