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Shots that finish close to the pin are never as close when you get there.
Spike marks always deflect your ball away from the hole.
Teeing up on the side nearest the out-of-bounds means your ball will finish in the cabbage on the other side.
The ball nestling in a footprint in a bunker is invariably yours.
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