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God & Moses playing golf
Jesus, Moses and
God were out playing golf one day. Jesus teed off first, and the ball flew straight
over the fairway, landed in the green and rolled to within a couple feet of
the hole. Moses hit second, and his ball also soared and landed close to the
hole. Both looked over at God.
God took a few
practice swings, then let loose on his ball. The ball flew off into the rough.
Just then, a squirrel jumped over, grabbed the ball in his mouth and started
running across the fairway. An eagle swooped down and grabbed the squirrel in
its claws, but before it could get too far, a bolt of lightning struck the bird.
The ball fell and a sudden gust of wind dropped it directly into the hole.
at God and said: "Hey, are you here to play golf or just screw around?"