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& Moses playing golf
Jesus and Moses
are playing golf. On the 5th hole, a shot over water to an island green, Moses
hits his 6-iron and it lands perfectly on the green. Jesus takes out his 7-iron
and begins tee-ing it up.
Moses says: "The
7 isn't enough club. It'll go in the water"
"If Tiger Woods can do it, I can do it."
He swings the
7-iron and sure enough, straight in the drink. He tees up a second ball and
grabs his 7-iron again. Again Moses reminds him of his previous attempt and
Jesus says, "If Tiger Woods can do it, I can do it." "PLOP" in the water, it
goes again. He continues this until he has hit all his golf balls into the water.
At this point, he begins walking out on the water looking down to locate his
lost golf balls. The foursome behind them approaches the tee, spots Jesus out
on the lake and says to Moses, "Hey, who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?"
"No, Tiger Woods."