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Deal with a leprechaun

This golfer was playing the famous dog leg 4th hole at Kilarney, and was just about to tee off, when a voice said "Hello there".

He looked around and the voice said "Down here", and there at his feet was a little leprechaun, who said "How would you like to drive over those trees, land on the green and putt for 2, and furthermore win every tournament you enter and become champion golfer of all Ireland ?

The golfer said "You're on".

The leprechaun said "There's one condition. You have to remain celibate."

The golfer agreed. Twelve months later the golfer was playing the same hole at Killarney when he again heard the voice.

"Tell me" said the Leprechaun, "Did everything happen as I predicted."

"Yes" said the golfer. "and how to you find celibacy?" said the Leprechaun.

"As Parish Priest at Ballemena, I don't find it much trouble."


 






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