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A golfer hit his
drive on the first hole 300 yards right down the middle. When it came down,
however, it hit a sprinkler and the ball went sideways into the woods. He was
angry, but he went into the woods and hit a very hard 2 iron which hit a tree
and bounced back straight at him.
It hit him in
the temple and killed him. He was at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter looked at
the big book and said, "I see you were a golfer, is that correct?""Yes, I am,"
he replied. St. Peter then said, "Do you hit the ball a long way?"The golfer
replied, "You bet. After all, I got here in 2, didn't I?"