Joe and his priest
are playing in a golf match. Joe's game is perfect that day, and he is giving
the priest a thorough drubbing. The priest can only sigh as he fills in the
scorecard from the last hole.
Sensing his pastor's unhappiness, Joe says to him, "Cheer up Father--just think,
one of these days you will be giving the services at my funeral."
The Priest looked at him and made a poor attempt at a grin while saying, "Yes,
that may be true, but it will still be your hole."