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& Tiger Woods
Jesus and Tiger
Woods were playing golf. It's Arnold's turn to tee off, and he does so on a
long par five. It's a great drive straight up the fairway, and he's about a
seven iron off the green. "Not bad," Jesus says. Jesus then steps up to tee
off, and He too hits a great shot, but it's not anywhere near as close as Wood's
Just as the ball
comes to a stop, a gopher pops out of its hole, grabs Jesus' ball in its mouth
and starts to run up the fairway. Before it can get even twenty feet yards,
an eagle swoops down out of the heavens and grabs the gopher in its mouth and
flies off towards the green. Just as the ball, eagle, and gopher get above the
hole, a lightning bolt strikes out of a cloudless sky and vaporizes both the
eagle and the gopher. The ball drops straight down into the hole for a hole-in-one.
Jesus looks up
and says, "Dad! Please! I'd rather do it myself!