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When I'm on a
golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, 'cause
I know even God can't hit a one iron.
I'm going to
win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners
Putts get real
difficult the day they hand out the money.
No one who ever
had lessons would have a swing like mine.
You don't know
what pressure is until you've played for five dollars a hole with only two in
I'm in the woods
so much I can tell you which plants are edible.
It's the most
fun I've ever had with my clothes on.
I'm not saying
my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes they would have come up sliced
If my IQ had been
two lower I'd have been a plant somewhere
I'm hitting the
driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.