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Drive for show,
Putt for dough, Shank for comic relief.
Golf is a game
where the ball lies poorly, and the players well.
know how to count over five, when they have a bad hole.
Real golfers don't
miss putts, they get robbed.
In golf as in
life, it's the follow through that makes the difference.
Golf is an easy
game... it's just hard to play.
don't cry when they line up their fourth putt.
If there is any
larceny in man, golf will bring it out.