| Next Joke
An alien spaceship
hovered over a golf course. Two aliens were watching a solitary golfer practising
on a golf course. This was a new golfer and they watched in amazement.
The golfer duff
his tee shot, shanked his second into the rough, took three to get out of the
rough into the fairway, slice the next shot into the bushes, took a putter to
get it out on the fairway again.
alien told the other that he must be playing some sort of game and they continued
to observe the golfer.
Hit a great shot
into a bunker by the green. He took several shots to get out of the bunker and
finally on to the green. He putted several times until he finally got into the
hole. At this stage, the other alien told his partner, "Wow, now he is
in serious trouble".