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What's wrong with golf ?
He'd rejected the idea of dieting, health spas and swimming but when his doctor advised golf, the corpulent patient thought it might be worth trying.
After a few weeks, however, he was back at the doctor's and asking whether he could take up some other game.
"But," protested the doctor, "what's wrong with golf? There's no finer game!"
"You are doubtless correct," the patient replied, "but my trouble is that when I put the wretched ball where I can see it I can't hit it and when 1 put it where I can hit it, I can't see it!"