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80 year old golfer
MacDonald was aged 80 when, for the first time in his life, he walked into his golf club bar and ordered drinks for everyone
"What's the occasion, mon?" enquired the stunned bartender. "Hole in one?"
"No," the old highlander replied, "I've just married a bonnie lass!"
It was seven months later when MacDonald again strode into the bar and again ordered drinks all round.
"And what are we celebrating this time?" asked the amazed bartender.
"Tis the wife, lad, she's just presented me with a baby boy."
"But you've only been married seven months!"
"Tis true, 'tis true! Imagine it - two under par and me with a whippy shaft!"