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Three visitors

Three visitors to Royal Eastborne Club decided to join forces for a game but, of course, they first introduced themselves each other.

"My name is Avram Solomon", said the bearded gent, "but I'm not the Rabbi."

"My name is Attila, but I'm not the Hun", said the quietly spoken youth wearing glasses.

My n-n-n-name is M-M-M-Mary, said the shy young woman, "and I'm not a v-v-v-v-v-very good player."

 


 






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