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golf balls (2)
A golfer goes
into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro asks him what he
wants. "I can't find any green golf balls," the golfer replies. The pro looks
all over the shop, and through all the catalogs, and finally calls the manufacturers
and determines that sure enough, there are no green golf balls.
As the golfer
walks out the door in disgust, the pro asks him, "Before you go, could you tell
me why you want green golf balls?"
because they would be so much easier to find in the sand traps!"