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Three old men
are about to play their regular match when the starter asks if they mind that
a lady joins them to make up a four ball.
When they see
the stunning beautiful 18 year old blonde they all agree that she would make
a great 4th. Her standard of golf does not match her looks and after playing
17 bad holes she gets to the 18th and has a 20 foot put for a par.
"I would do anything
in the world to get a par" she tells the three men.
All three obviously
have the same thing in mind. The first man says "hold your hands tight together
and aim about 6 inches to the right of the hole"
The second man
says "No, no, aim just inside the left edge and hit it firm, make sure you do
not leave it short"
The 3rd gentleman
walks around the green surveying the hole from every angle and say's "Ah, its