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Bill and Ralph
were approaching the first tee. Ralph goes into his golf bag to get a ball and
says to his friend, "Hey, why don't you try this ball." He draws a green golf
ball out of his bag. "You can't lose it."
"What do you mean you can't lose it?" Ralph replies, "I'm serious, you can't
lose it. If you hit it into the woods, it makes a beeping sound, if you hit
it into the water it produces bubbles, and if you hit it on the fairway, smoke
comes up in order for you to find it."
doesn't believe him, but Ralph shows him all the possibilities until he is convinced.
Bill says, "Wow! That's incredible! Where did you get that ball!"
"I found it."