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Sam and Harry
are playing one day. On the first hole, Sam hits a wicked slice into the adjoining
fairway. The ball hits another player right between the eyes and he drops to
Sam and Harry rush over to the prostrate man and find him unconscious with the
ball laying on the ground between his legs.
Sam screams, "Oh my God, what should I do?"
Harry replies; "Don't move him. If you leave him there he becomes an immovable
obstruction and, according to the rules, you are allowed a drop two club-lengths
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