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get over the water
These two couples
play golf together regularly at their club, and on the sixth hole, a par four,
the second shot to the green must carry 80 yards over water. One of the women,
Mrs. Smith, for over a year, could never carry the water, and would always hit
into it, totally psyched out by the presence of the water.
Her friend in
the group suggested that she might want to see a hynotherapist as rumor was
that that could be of help in such a situation. So the woman went to a hypnotherapist
for four sessions. In those sessions, the woman was hypnotized and the therapist
would "plant suggestions" that when playing the second shot on the
sixth hole, she would not see water, but rather a plush green fairway leading
all the way up to the green.
About six months
later, someone at the club asked whatever happened to Mrs. Smith, that she hadn't
seen Mrs. Smith playing golf at the club for almost four months now. She was
informed that five months earlier, Mrs. Smith had drowned at the par four sixth!