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How did you get here

Man playing by himself on a gorgeous clear morning, thinking he wouldn't be dead for quids. After parring the first two holes, he lines up on the third, a 400 yard par four, and hits a screamer down the middle. He lines up his second with a 3-iron, but shanks it. It hits a tree, ricochets back, hits him between the eyes and he drops dead on the fairway.

His spirit floats up to the Pearly Gates. "Who are you? says St. Peter.

"Henry Chapman" says Henry Chapman.

St Peter looks at his clipboard and scratches his head. "I've got no record of you being due; how did you get here?"

"In Two."


 






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