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for saving his life
An American tourist
was playing golf in Scotland when he came to a hole with a fast flowing river
running down the side of the fairway. A young boy was sitting at the bank of
the river and as the tourist hooked his drive and hit the boy who fell into
the river. By the time the worried golfer arrived at the river bank, the boy
was sinking into the deep water for the third time and was looking poorly.
The tourist immediately jumped into the river and after a real struggle managed
to bring the boy to dry land where he quickly revived him. He then brought the
boy back to the clubhouse where he arranged for a taxi to take the boy home.
About an hour later a man arrived at the clubhouse and asked the Pro, "Could
you tell me where the man is who saved my son?"
The Pro replied "He's over in the hotel - check with the receptionist."
The man then went to the hotel and asked the receptionist, "Could you tell
me where the man is who saved my son?"
"Yes, I'll call his room and ask him to come down," was the reply.
A few minutes later the American tourist came down. The man asked him, "Are
you the man who saved my son?"
"Yes, I sure am," was the reply.
"Well, would you have his cap?"
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