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An office affair
A man and his secretary were having an affair. One afternoon, they got a
motel room and had strenuous sex. He wasn't used to the pace, so he fell
asleep afterwards and didn't wake up until about 8:30 that night.
He woke up in a panic when he realized he was late, so he said to his
secretary, "Quick! While I get dressed, you take my shoes outside and drag
them around through the grass and mud." Puzzled, the secretary complied.
When the man got home about 9:30, his wife confronted him and asked him
where he was. The man said, "I cannot lie to you. I spent the better part
of the day doing my secretary in a motel room, then I fell asleep, woke up
later, and came right home."
The woman looks down at his shoes and said, "You liar ! You've been out
playing golf again!"