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An office affair

A man and his secretary were having an affair. One afternoon, they got a motel room and had strenuous sex. He wasn't used to the pace, so he fell asleep afterwards and didn't wake up until about 8:30 that night.

He woke up in a panic when he realized he was late, so he said to his secretary, "Quick! While I get dressed, you take my shoes outside and drag them around through the grass and mud." Puzzled, the secretary complied.

When the man got home about 9:30, his wife confronted him and asked him where he was. The man said, "I cannot lie to you. I spent the better part of the day doing my secretary in a motel room, then I fell asleep, woke up later, and came right home."

The woman looks down at his shoes and said, "You liar ! You've been out playing golf again!"


 






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