There was a guy so addicted to golf that all he did is go out on the links
every single day. He had ambitions of making it to the Pros, so he took his
game very seriously.
One windy day while playing in the finals of a a tournament, the guy was
in contention, so he played every shot with utmost care and concentration.
After all the scores were submitted, he was declared the winner of the
He went home to his wife with the trophy and some small cash prize. He
kept repeating his round over dinner. The wife, who is not the least bit
interested in golf, got up and went to bed early. The guy follows after
a few hours, still high on his golf championship.
At around two in the morning, the wife jumps up and screams at her husband,
who also gets startled and wakes up. "What happened? Why are you
screaming?" the guy asked his wife.
"Why wouldn't I shout? You just pulled a patch of hair from me and
threw it up in the air!"