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in a bottle
A husband and
wife were out enjoying a round of golf and about to tee off on the third hole
which was lined by beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began
to slice. Her shot was headed directly at a very large picture window. Much
to their surprise, the ball smashed through the window and shattered it into
a million pieces. They felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove
off to see what had happened.
When they peeked inside the home, they could find no one there. The husband
called out and no one answered. Upon further investigation, they saw a gentleman
sitting on the couch with a turban on his head.
The wife said, "Do you live here?"
"No, someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked over the vase you see
there, and freed me from that little bottle. I am so grateful," he answered.
The wife said, "Are you a genie?"
"Oh, why yes, I am. In fact, I am so grateful, I will grant you two wishes,
the third I will keep for myself," the genie replied.
The husband and wife agreed on 2 wishes...one was a scratch handicap for the
husband, to which the wife readily agreed. The other was for an income of $1,000,000
per year forever.
The genie nodded and said, "Done!"
The genie now said, "For my wish I would like to have my way with your wife.
I have not been with a woman for many years and, after all, I have made you
a scratch golfer and millionaire." The husband and wife agreed and after the
genie and wife finished, the genie asked the wife, "How long have you been married?"
She replied, "3 years."
The genie then asked, "How old is your husband?"
To which she responded, "31 years old."
The genie then asked, "How long has he believed in this genie stuff?"