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A police officer
retired, and soon after spent every single day playing golf, which greatly irritated
his wife, who was not a golfer. Every day he'd come home at 4 or 5 o'clock after
playing a round at his club.
This went on for months. One day after his customary round, he came home at
8 o'clock, since he stayed to play poker at the club. His wife let him have
it as soon as he came in the door, screaming at him, saying that retirement
was for the both of them, and that she was not going to put up with it anymore.
Angered, he took out his 4 iron out of his bag, and hit her over the head with
it. Rage set in and he kept hitting her, till she was dead.
Remorseful, he called his Detective colleague and tells him to come over as
he killed his wife. The detective, who he used to play golf with when he was
on the force, asked him what happened. The detective very carefully wrote in
his detective notebook everything that was said. The suspect told him of his
wife's complaining, and how he finally snapped. The detective very carefully
wrote in his detective notebook. He told the detective how he finally went over
the edge and killed her, as he couldn't take it anymore.
"What club did you use?" the Detective asked. "A 4-iron", The detective very
carefully wrote in his detective notebook.. "and how many times did you hit
her?" asked the Detective. "oh, I dunno, lets see, (counting to himself) 3,4,
5, 6 times?"
"I'll give you a 5" says the Detective.