One Sunday a usually
happy weekend golfer came home from the game very late, and much the worse for
wear. 'Dear' wife greeted him at the door and demanded "Where the hell have
you been and what have you been doing?" The husband wobbled around of slurred
"Had a bad game, sort of lost everything...you had better pack some bags, I
even lost you".
The wife screamed "How could you do that?", the man replied "It wasn't easy,
I had to miss 3 one foot putts in the last 4 holes".