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clear path to the green
Bill really enjoyed
playing golf. He could occasionally put up with taking in a round with his wife.
One time (with his wife Sally along) he was having an extremely bad round. On
the 12th hole, Bill sliced a drive over by a grounds keepers shack. Although
he did not have a clear shot to the green, his wife noticed that there were
two doors on the shack and there was a possibility that, if both doors were
opened, he might be able to hit through.
Bill instructed his wife to go around to the other side and open the far door.
Sure enough, this gave him a clear path to the green. He stepped up to his ball
and prepared to hit. Sally had been standing by the far door, waiting for him
to hit through. After a moment, she became curious and stuck her head in the
doorway to see what he was doing. At that exact moment, Bill cracked a three-wood
that hit his wife square on the forehead, killing her instantly.
golf for a year. However, he finally recovered, remarried, and started playing
golf with his new wife Jill. Again, on hole #12, he slices his drive to the
shack. Jill says, "Honey, if I open the front and back door of that shed, I
think you could play through." "Nah," replied Bill, "The last time I did that,
I shot a 7 on the hole."