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pro and the JP
The Justice of
the Peace in a small town was about to tee off with two other friends one day
when the club pro volunteered to join them. It seemed like the perfect opportunity
for a free lesson.
But instead of
being helpful the pro was openly critical of the JP's game. At every bumbled
shot, the pro made a joke about the justice.
But the criticism didn't even stop at the end of the round. The
pro continued to embarrass the JP in the clubhouse among his friends. Finally
the pro got up to leave and said, "Judge, let's do it again sometime. If
you can't find anybody else to make a foursome, I'll be glad to play with you
"Well that would be fine," the justice of the peace said. "How
about next Saturday? I don't think any of my friends can join us, so why don't
you just have your parents join us, and after our round I can marry them."
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