There are three
men who wanted to learn how to play golf, so they hired a golf instructor. The
instructor asked the three men to hit the golf ball as far as they can. One
man hit way to the right, the instructor yelled, "LOFT!"
Then the second man hit it way to the left, the instructor yelled, "LOFT!"
Then the third man hit the golf ball two feet ahead of him, the instructor yelled,
The three puzzled men asked the instructor what "LOFT" meant.
The instructor simply said, "Lack of freaking talent!"