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The pro at the
country club was rude. When he beat you on the golf course he not only took
your money he then told you everything you did wrong and suggested that you
would never be able to hit the ball out of your own shadow. One of the members
had enough, so he bought a gorilla and trained it to play golf. He then set
up a game with the pro--$1000 a side with automatics.
The day of the
match arrived and all parties were ready. The first hole was a par five of 575
yards. The pro teed off splitting the fairway some 270 yards out.
The gorilla lumbered
up to the tee. Placed the ball on the ground and made a mighty swing. The ball
rocketed off the clubface 100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 575 yards and stopped 5 inches
from the cup.
The pro just
about fell out of his pants. If this was an indication of the way things were
going to go then he would never live it down. He immediately settled the bet,
remembering that he had urgent business across town.
As they walked
from the tee the pro asked, "How does he putt?" The same as he drives, 575 yards,
was the answer.