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When can you let me have another session?" a golfer asked his professional who was veteran of 75 years.

"Tomorrow morning," came the reply, "but not afternoon. That's when I visit my father."

"Goodness me," exclaimed student incredulously, "how old is he then. 95."

"And good player too?" "

"Ah no sir - knocks ball about bit but, bless him,'ll never make player."


 






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