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Playing with the pro
"You surely don't want me to hole that?" the pompous amateur blustered. His ball was about thirty centimetres from but his opponent, the club professional, answered quietly.
The amateur picked up and walked on next tee. He was about to take honour when he was interrupted by his opponent.
"My honour, I think," said the professional. I won last hole, as you didn't putt out.
"But you said you didn't want me to hole out," spluttered the amateur.
"That's right. I didn't, and you didn't"