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A retiree was
given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he
asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of
The pro showed
him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the
The novice teed
up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where
it stopped inches from the hole.
"Now what ?"
the fellow asked the speechless pro.
supposed to hit the ball into the cup." the pro finally said, after he was able
to speak again.
"Oh great ! so
NOW you tell me." said the beginner in a disgusted tone.