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Aiming for the dead center of a bridge that crosses a creek in the middle of the fairway is seldom the percentage shot
Always leave yourself a full shank
Everyone sees a whiff, but no one is ever looking when you hit a career shot
If you absolutely, positively have to par a hole, leave a birdie putt one inch short
If you can only play a few holes, you'll be two under par when you have to leave
If you have to hit a drive over a ravine, you need to make up your mind whether you're going to hit a good shot short with a shit ball, or a shit shot short with a good ball
If you're afraid a full shot might reach the green 200 yards away while the foursome in front of you is putting out, you have two options: You can go ahead and hit and rip the shot of your life onto the green on the fly, or you can wait until the green is clear and cold-top a ball halfway there
It takes 17 holes to really get warmed up
Its a simple matter to keep your ball in the fairway if you're not too choosy about which fairway
Never claim that you intended to skip the ball across the water or hop it along the cart path or stop it against a rake handle
Never curse a god-awful shot until it has had a chance to get lucky
Never wash your ball on the tee of a water hole
No matter how short the par-3, never line up the logo when you tee up your ball or plumb-bob the hole with your wedge
The key to target golf is choosing a really, really big target
The most difficult lie in golf is a ball sitting up in a perfect lie in the dead center of the fairway 150 yards from the pin
The odds against parring another hole double after every hole you par
The reason it's called "golf" is that all the really good four-letter words were already taken
The reason it's so hard to par the course is half the shots are woods, half the shots are irons, and the third half is putts
There are two kinds of bounces: unfair bounces, and bounces just the way you meant to play it
To blow up on the back nine you don't need to have played a terrific front nine, but it certainly doesn't hurt
When your tee shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls
You can hit a 2-acre fairway 10% of the time, and a 2-inch branch 90% of the time
You can put your ball in even the smallest fairway bunker if you pick it as an aiming point







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