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Excuses for when you just have to go and play golf!


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I lost all the skins last week; I need to try and win the money back.
I lost my driver's license and the closest place to walk is the golf course.
I lost my keys on the course last year, and I'm going to keep playing until I find them.
I lost my work ID, so I might as well go golfing.
I lost too many balls playing tennis; I want to try golf!
I love long par-5's over ponds.
I love the decision-making part of golfing.
I love the way the sun rises on the fairway.
I may be able to play by myself. I always score better!
I missed my flight because security was backed up, so I might as well go golfing.
I missed the shuttle bus, so I can't go to work.
I need practice; the Masters is on TV next week.
I need some money excuses for bad golf shots - I am writing a book!
I need some peace and quiet.
I need to break in my new golf shoes.
I need to find more golf balls, and it's the best place to look.
I need to get a better tan. It's never cloudy on a golf course.
I need to get out on the course before it snows any more.
I need to lose some weight; it's the perfect exercise.
I need to play 20 time to get my handicap established.
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