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Excuses for when you just have to go and play golf!


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I learned a new putting technique, which makes me only one-putt.
I like collecting yardage books.
I like going swimming in the clubhouse pool after I golf.
I like golfing because I can pee outside.
I like playing cards in the locker room when I'm done golfing.
I like playing scrambles.
I like playing with these guys; they don't make me putt out.
I like reading long putts.
I like saving score cards from every round I play.
I like seeing my footprints on the dew in the early morning.
I like seeing the fish in the ponds when I look for my ball.
I like taking the perfect divot.
I like the beer girl, so I have to play every day in order to talk with her.
I like the benches at the tee boxes.
I like the break of the greens on this course.
I like the feeling of the wind blowing in my hair when I drive the golf cart.
I like to think about life while I golf.
I like using the ball washers.
I like watching the geese on the course.
I liked playing in the sand as a child; I simply continue to enjoy it as an adult (kind of).
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