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Excuses for when you just have to go and play golf!

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I just got an 87-degree wedge that if swung properly, will go backwards.
I just got new glasses; I have to see if I can follow the ball.
I just got the high spin, titanium-tungsten-liquid filled golf balls.
I just got tungsten irons in the mail.
I just had graphite shafts put on my clubs.
I just learned how to hit the ball left to right. I think I can finally control the ball.
I just like wearing golf shoes; they are so comfortable.
I just love screaming the word 'Fore'.
I just love teeing it high and letting it fly.
I just love to golf new courses.
I just love to golf!
I just play well when the wind blows out of the north.
I just rarely get the opportunity to play that course.
I just received my unemployment check.
I just returned from Antarctica. I am really craving the frustration of playing bad golf.
I just turned 65; I can now play the gold tees.
I just want to play an entire round without a shank.
I just won the slice-free driver.
I kept missing the balls playing softball.
I learn from the other player's swing.
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